[April challenge] BCS

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[Instrumental]	The camera whizzes through Cambridgeshire, flying across Cambridge. The shots flick to show the sights: King’s College; THE EVIL CLOCK; annoying posh people in sweaters punting. The camera settles on an alleyway as the sun sets.
Some people stand in the darkness	Red eyes appear in the gloom, glowing with malice in the darkened alley.
Afraid to step into the light	The camera switches to someone donning a costume: a zip shoots up.
Some people need to help somebody	Gloves are put on and fastened, the wearer making a fist to get a tight fit.
When the edge of surrender’s in sight.	Close-up on someone’s eyes, which narrow. Lights spring on around him.
Don’t you worry!	MIKE BATMAN emerges from his van, posing like a superhero. He wears the Mark VIII.
Its gonna be all right	MIKE turns to the camera, smirking.
‘cause I’m always ready,	MIKE advances toward the camera, the lights of the Mark VIII shaking with each step.
I won’t let you out of my sight.	The shot changes to behind him as MIKE reaches the camera. MIKE continues his bold advance.
I’ll be ready (I’ll be ready)	Shot changes to heroic pose/episode clips. MIKE stands in his typical pose/ shoots his homemade tranq. gun from the back of a moving van. A caption appears: “dashism as Mike”
Never you fear (no don’t you fear)	EMMA comes up with an idea, pen and clip in hand/ EMMA turns a torch toward the camera, peering inquisitively into the inky dark. Caption: “akonken as Emma”
I’ll be ready, forever and always	MATTHEW laughs heartily at something/ MATTHEW edges down a stair covered in dog faeces, his nervy disgust plain to see. Caption: “sl4irl  as Matthew”
I’m always here.	JAYNE does her gleeful happiness clap. Caption: “and mistress_fran as Jayne”

[Instrumental]	Various shots of BCS activity: A man is punched in the face/ EMMA investigates the Skoffin/ a lab analyses a mysterious liquid in a vial/ MIKE does a spot of welding/ EMMA screams something down a mic
‘Cause I’m always ready	MIKE desperately tries to remove a dog which has latched itself onto his leg with its teeth.
I won’t let you out of my sight!	MIKE looks serious as he operates the FERRET with intent.
I’ll be ready (I’ll be ready)	MATTHEW enjoys an oversized ice cream sundae.
Never you fear (no don’t you fear)	JAYNE gets married.
I’ll be ready	MIKE gets tranquillised by GAVIN.
Forever and always	EMMA produces some wet wipes for MIKE.
I’m always here.	A dog savages a rubber panda with a light system stuck in it.
Forever and always	Raised camera: The BCS chat happily at a table in an obligatory shot, before all walking away in separate directions.
I’m always here.	WOB caption: British Cryptozoological Survey

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Seconded!