Bertha, meet Vin Diesel

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(OOC: Disclaimer: this is illiterate. It reads like it was written on a massive sugar high, and indeed it was. However, it is also a tale that is spoken entirely in character. Welcome to Gizmo Scutari's mind. You have been warned.)

( Gizmo goes Gonzo )