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Techné did not like the other hedgebeasts who were part of the motley at all.
First of all was the large black mountain of fur and stupid that liked to call itself King Kong. The size of a short horse and with a brain only capable of insect levels of insight and amusement, Kong was not simply a dog. Kong was a problem made manifest. His long, lank black fur was often caked in mud from his constant travelling with Millicent, small bits of thorn would often simply break in the tangled mess of hair rather then peirce the skin rather then accidentally infect themselves with the liquid stupid running through the beast's body that dared call itself blood. And that hat. That stupid. Irritating Sherpa hat that the blasted thing wore at all times. It was almost enough to drive a cat to demanding bigger tear ducts so that it could be driven to tears. Almost.
Right now, the stupid creature had summoned some earth elementals that looked like a dogs-eye-view of the three members of the motley to rub its belly. The big dumb wide smile on the Mortar-elemental's face alone would have been enough to make him want to tear his own skin off, let alone the fact that the dog was willingly allowing mud and dirt to rub itself all over him. "HEY CAT" the stupid mongrel entreated his regal and beautiful ally. "YOU CAN COME GET BELLY RUBBINGS TOO BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND. THE DIRT IS YOUR FRIEND TOO". Techné shuddered visibly.
"I would rather roll in my own puke. In fact, i think i'm going to go do that now." He hacked up a furball and spat it artfully at the dog, whereby the Otto-copy interposed its face. As the battery acid melted his 'owners' visage, Techné mused on the improvement before flicking his tail and lazily twisting his head to watch the other local village idiot.
Roric was, of all things, some sort of moronic lizard made out of metal and fire. An odd choice of companion for the stoic and ... well, more stoic Mortar, for where Mortar was... Stoic, Roric was often fairly flighty and with a mischevious cunning streak a mile wide. All power, no finesse like he had, however. Scales made out of burnished gold and a tongue made out of Lava obviously overheated what brain the little bastard had, since it often took to mimicking Mortar's personality whenever it felt bored enough to pretend to be an emotionless lump of rock. To the point, it was currently using its tail and rear legs to balance in an upright standing pose and making repeated solid strikes with its claws on a training dummy in the room that the Motley's Creatures (Kong preferred the group sobriquet 'THE SUPEREST BEST FRIENDS EVER', Roric without an opinion of the matter and Techné solidly of the 'If you lump me in with those two flaming retards again im going to shit in your eyesocket' school of thought) had taken up as somewhat of a 'Basecamp' in Neo Sanctuary. The only reason Techné hung around with the two idiots was because they had the wonderful side effect of terrifying the Cloven Brains Hobs or whoever they were from coming near him, which he was more then happy to take advantage of.
"SALMALA" Kong said quietly, trying to get Rorics attention and failing.
"No, try again moron." Techné encouraged.
"SLAMAMA?"
"Are you even trying? really?"
"SLAAA"
"Sal"
"SAL!"
"Ok, good, lets see if you can do the next part. Sal-A..."
"SAL-A"
"Mander"
"MAMBLER"
"Why can't i kill you just by thinking about it?" Techné scowled, flattening the only ear still on his head and flicking his tail, annoyed. He was, ultimately, not as handsome as he used to be. He'd lost an eye, apparantly, which had been replaced with a sub-par focusing lens which he couldn't close. He'd lost most of his jaw, which had been replaced with an equally shoddy metal replacement which fit his mouth badly and made him drool. Most of his digestive system had been replaced, for that matter, with the Hellish liquid abomination that Otto himself used to keep his arms running now he was out of Arcadia. His spine, now completely made out of metal, couldn't regrow skin so was entirely visible to anyone who cared to look at him - at least the stupid goblin had got that part right, and actually managed to make him more flexible then he was before the accident. One of his legs had almost completely been shattered, which some moron thought meant it needed hacking off unceremoniously and replacing. (Again though, he DID gain an opposable thumb... which was hilarious). In many ways, there wasnt much Ginger left on the old Tomcat's skin, but he was at least remarkably harder then he ever rememered being, which basically made him a god amongst cats.
"SALAMAMBLER DO YOU WANT RUBBINGS?!" Kong asked excitedly, flopping onto his side and then dragging himself to his feet, bounding over and nearly sending the cat-sized Salamander runt flying with his nose bashing into the back of the reptile's head. "Cant hear you" Roric pointed out, cupping a clawed 'hand' to the side of its head.
"DO YOU WANT RUBBINGS I LIKE RUBBINGS OR MAYBE SCRATCHES MAN I LOVE SCRATCHES"
"Can't hear you" Roric pointed out a second time, turning slightly. "Speak up"
"D..." Was all the chance that the tiny salamander needed, belching a fireball into the massive dog's face and and setting Kong's fur on fire, the dog's head wreathed in flames.
"WHY DO I FEEL WARM?" The dog asked dumbly.
Techné merely slammed his paw into his own forehead, repeatedly, and made a mental note to build some better friends.